Tuesday

Ugh. It's Tuesday. I'm sorry, but it's an utterly pointless day. For once, I think Newman got it right:

Kramer: What's today?

Newman: It's Thursday.

Kramer: Really? Feels like Tuesday.

Newman: Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel. Friday has a feel. Sunday has a feel....

Kramer: I feel Tuesday and Wednesday...

Jerry: All right, shut up the both of you.